You just rushed out of the office to get a bus. You finally found a good enough one and you heaved a sigh of relief after you sat in it.
Flash forward 2 hours later, you are stuck in the most unimaginable traffic and as if that wasn't enough the sky changed and it starts to rain.
But wait, there's more. Because that rain hasn't finished dealing with you yet.
To add to your misery, it brings along these 8 things that happen inside a Danfo when it rains to make you uncomfortable.
1.Leaky Roofs
You will be inside a bus that is supposed to provide shelter from the Rain but it will still beat you. Why? The bus has a leaky roof.
Is not better for you to just use Leg and be going home.
2.Unsolicited Cuddlers
Passengers that will hurdle so close to you that you can smell what they ate for Lunch. They will use their whole bodies to put on you simply because they want to feel warm.
As if you are a blanket.
3.Broken Windows
If you mistakenly seat close to one, just prepare to collect all the water that is entering the Bus. Because you will provide shelter for all the passengers sitting on that Seat.
4.The Rain Maker
These are those passengers that will enter the bus after the Rain beat them. Of course, there is nothing wrong with this.
But do you know what some of them will do? They will wear their Raincoats inside the bus or shake out the water on your body when they want to remove it.
Some of them will dump their wet Umbrellas carelessly on the floor and the whole Bus will turn to water.
5.Marchers
They will roam the entire streets of Lagos only for them to empty the whole dirt on their feet on your Legs.
These kinds of people deliberately match you then they will say "sorry sister" so that you will look like a bad person if you sound them or shout at them.
6.Cocky Passengers
Passengers that look at people walking or running under the Rain as if those ones are less privileged and poor. Meanwhile, they themselves are sitting inside a Bus that is leaky.
It's okay, I am one of them and so are you.
7.Scaredy Conductors
The chair that was originally made for 4 people will start containing 5 because the conductor wants to become a Passenger.
If your chair was chosen, then you might experience number 2.
8.The Google Map
Every bus has one. They are those people that want to be both the Conductor and The Driver.
Because they manage to know all the streets and Appian ways in this Lagos, they will advise the Driver to take a road that other passengers don't know.
Simply because their house is close to that place. Then when they reach there, they will come down with a sigh as if is not what they wanted.
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